Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you had to walk into my brand new website (forgive me, Humphrey).

Anyway, welcome. I hope you like what I’ve done with the place. Do have a look around – lingering somewhat in the gallery, of course – as it contains lots of new information about, well, me. I’ll be keeping you up to date via this blog, which will be a combinations of musings, confessions and dispatches from my latest erotic adventures. Stay tuned.

Along with my new home on the interweb, I’m also very pleased to report that I have beautiful new base in the West End. I could tell you how stylish, spacious and downright luxurious it is, but why not come and see for yourself? It’s absurdly well-located, both for transport and good cocktails.

I’ll keep this first missive short and sweet, but if you’d like to hear more, you can find me on Twitter at @mslouisaknight. I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Lx