Knowledge is power
I’ve never been one for small talk. It’s called small for a reason after all. We’re all hurtling towards the future far too fast for a discussion about the weather or traffic jams. Me? I like big talk. Wide talk. Talk so expansive it’ll leave us breathless. The kind of talk that runs up a phone bill and charms your pants off. Because what’s a meeting of minds without a little skin on skin?
Perhaps you’ve heard about me? Good things I hope? Or maybe a few very bad things indeed. Forget the rumours. Let’s get to know one another a little better.
I’m Louisa, an independent private companion and accomplished trouble-maker. Despite my butter-wouldn’t-melt demeanor, I’m a lapsed good girl with a wit quicker than Dorothy Parker in a stolen Aston Martin. I like the remarkable, the exceptional and the surprising, and keep company with men and women who seek out the same. I take lovers in London, but also travel internationally, global pandemics permitting.
I was born in the city, but was packed off to boarding school somewhere far too rural and quiet. Accordingly, I’m the product of an excellent education and a voracious curiosity that sometimes gets me into trouble. I’m unashamedly cerebral: I believe that truly memorable encounters start in the mind and end with us both seeing stars. My hobbies include scenic European train rides, relentless abuse of the em dash, live art and fitting other things in my mouth besides the silver spoon.
My background may be traditional, but my desires are anything but. I have a rebellious streak reserved for partners in crime, and my tastes are intellectual, indulgent and a little brazen. I’m the first one to suggest a midnight skinny dip and the last one standing at an orgy – then back to mine for a night cap. I know my way past some of the city’s most exclusive velvet ropes, and If you ask very nicely, I’ll throw a party in your hotel suite that you’ll never forget.
Despite (or perhaps because of) my day-to-day assertiveness, I have a particular love of erotic submission. If you’re looking to indulge your more dominant side, I’ll take great pleasure in obeying your every command. However, the kink’s not compulsory: All of us are so much more than just one thing, and I’m as interested in losing myself in intimate, GFE encounters as I am in something edgier. Ultimately, I chase genuine experiences that leave me wanting more, whatever roles we take behind closed doors.
My client list is carefully curated – I’m selective about who I spend my time with, and favour genuine connections over cursory encounters. I get on best with those that are looking for an equal, who are attracted to intelligence and confidence. I have my own tastes, preferences and ideas, and I’m not shy about making them known. For me, attraction is about more than just aesthetics. Originality, authenticity and charm matters hugely.
If you’re someone that feels the same – someone that expects the very best, appreciates the unexpected, and pursues the truly unforgettable – then let’s talk.

A little more
I’ve always agreed with Forster; connection is all we ever truly have. Lock eyes with a stranger, take their hand, and the world feels a little less strange for a while. I wanted a life rich in inspiring conversation, fierce independence, nervous butterflies, breathless laughter, speechless beauty, standing ovations and late night confessions. A life defined through desire. So, with the help of some rather exceptional men and women, I built one.
I think of myself pansexual – I’ve never had a physical ‘type’. Instead, I connect with people with keen minds, dirty chuckles and a healthy scepticism towards everything society deems ‘respectable’. I don’t subscribe to monogamous relationships, as I’ve never believed just one person can meet my needs. I’m unapologetic about what I want. In a culture that teaches us to inhabit our bodies rather than really experience them, being bold about your pleasure is a radical thing.
I’m more interested in depth than surfaces, and as such, mine is a more natural aesthetic. I’ve no piercings or tattoos (although I love them on others) and am saving the cosmetic surgery for when I grow old disgracefully. I’m comfortable in my own skin, in a way that I hope enables others to be too. I don’t take myself too seriously, either. I laugh easily and often, especially at myself and Chris Morris shows.
As you might deduce from this site (described diplomatically by my lovely web designer as ‘a touch verbose’), in my other life I’m a writer – of articles, copy and terrible poetry which I promise never to subject you to. I’ve always had other careers outside of this, but I’ve never found any thing else that matches it in terms of satisfaction and excitement. However, in everything I’ve ever pursued, clothed or otherwise, it’s communication I’m especially drawn to.
When I’m not bashing away at a keyboard, I’m an architecture and design enthusiast, and am currently in the process of renovating a beautiful old farmhouse with a leaky roof. I’m also a theatre-goer, a fairly decent cook, a podcast fiend and a squash player (where what I lack in finesse I make up for in swearing loudly at my racket). I drink dry gin martinis as if they’re going out of fashion and listen to music that did years ago. My favourite writers include George Eliot, Dennis Kelly, Margaret Atwood, Angela Carter, Roberto Bolano, Chris Kraus and John Banville.
The qualities I most admire in others are empathy and creativity, as well as the ability to choose a good bottle of wine. My ideal man is Robert Redford in The Sting, and my ideal woman is Hedy Lamarr. I have a weak spot for La Perla lingerie, people being kind to one another on public transport, Ernő Goldfinger design, cigars, anxiety-riddled Late Victorian literature, Aesop toiletries and Piet Oudolf gardens. I can eat an impressive amount of oysters, and often do. I keep a google doc of London’s most private tables and booths, for when you vant to be alone Dahlink!

Our meeting
So, that’s the who, now to the whats. What are you in the mood for? Let’s put our heads together and plan some well-heeled mischief.
We can while away the hours in my Central London apartment, exploring your deepest desires and whispered fantasies. If you prefer to go out, let’s flirt over dinner and drinks before retiring for pudding. If you’re craving something cultural, or perhaps just a little unusual, I’d love to show you my London. Or if you’re day dreaming of a slower pace, we can escape the city entirely and find somewhere green, pleasant and with a luxury spa attached.
I play especially well with others, so perhaps we could also invite one of my friends to join our tryst. And if your prefer your flings a little further-flung, I travel internationally to meet foreign lovers.
