“The only normal people”, the old quotes goes, “are the ones you don’t know very well”. Never a truer word was spoken. People often ask me if their particular kink is ‘normal’. Sometimes they fret about whether they’re unusual in comparison to my other clients. Perhaps they imagine I have some Blue Peter-style barometer of …
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A brief update
As some of you may know, trying to get a daytime appointment with me mid-week is more difficult than being sat in-between Angela Merkel and Yanis Varoufakis at a dinner party. Due to other, more traditional work commitments, I’ve always seen clients around my 9-5, which has resulted in some rather complicated scheduling on …
Switching it up
On a recent hotel outcall, halfway through beating a gentleman’s bottom with my favourite paddle, I caught a glimpse of myself in a well-positioned mirror and noticed a huge grin plastered across my face. This was an especially gratifying moment. Until recently I’ve been very firmly of the submissive persuasion, and have …
Mistress training
Last Saturday afternoon I found myself meandering down the Hackney Road in the bright spring sunshine, on my way to show a room-full of strangers my bottom. So far, so predictable, as far as my weekends go. However, this was to be a new experience for me, as I was on my way …
A new chapter
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you had to walk into my brand new website (forgive me, Humphrey). Anyway, welcome. I hope you like what I’ve done with the place. Do have a look around – lingering somewhat in the gallery, of course – …
