It’s a beautiful sunny day, yet I find myself stuck on a stuffy train, delayed for far too long in the middle of the English countryside. The carriage is silent, save for the tinny hiss of music seeping out from someone’s headphones. My fellow passengers wear that familiar, resigned expression …
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On Normality
“The only normal people”, the old quotes goes, “are the ones you don’t know very well”. Never a truer word was spoken. People often ask me if their particular kink is ‘normal’. Sometimes they fret about whether they’re unusual in comparison to my other clients. Perhaps they imagine I have some Blue Peter-style barometer of …
A brief update
As some of you may know, trying to get a daytime appointment with me mid-week is more difficult than being sat in-between Angela Merkel and Yanis Varoufakis at a dinner party. Due to other, more traditional work commitments, I’ve always seen clients around my 9-5, which has resulted in some rather complicated scheduling on …
Switching it up
On a recent hotel outcall, halfway through beating a gentleman’s bottom with my favourite paddle, I caught a glimpse of myself in a well-positioned mirror and noticed a huge grin plastered across my face. This was an especially gratifying moment. Until recently I’ve been very firmly of the submissive persuasion, and have …
Mistress training
Last Saturday afternoon I found myself meandering down the Hackney Road in the bright spring sunshine, on my way to show a room-full of strangers my bottom. So far, so predictable, as far as my weekends go. However, this was to be a new experience for me, as I was on my way …
A new chapter
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you had to walk into my brand new website (forgive me, Humphrey). Anyway, welcome. I hope you like what I’ve done with the place. Do have a look around – lingering somewhat in the gallery, of course – …
