One lesson firmly instilled in me by my dashing school music tutor was: even if you make a mistake, never stop playing. As I got older, fumbling my way through various sexual encounters, I realised this was a useful refrain in more situations than simply clarinet recitals. Things go wrong in sex all the time; […]

I’m a sucker for synths. And for love songs. So really I was looking for any excuse to roll around in sneakers and lingerie listening to 10cc. This little promo, which I’m calling Kicks for the aforementioned footwear, is the outcome. One for all the other lovers of synths and naked girls out there. Unsurprisingly, […]

Having emerged, blinking, from the British Library after completing a big piece of post-graduate work, I’ve been gleefully catching up on the content I missed during my time as an academic anchorite. I thought I’d share a few of the more interesting ones, before picking up my adventures as a kinky escort right where I […]

I went on a sun-drenched trip to Andalusia with some of my most gorgeous friends, and all I got was a stunning set of photos by Lupa Vaux, and a few more by Amelia Swann. Quite the adventure. They’re over in my gallery, have a peak. Then if you’re feeling inspired to lounge around in […]