We’ve done the who, now to some other adverbs.
Where ?
I’m based in London. We can meet at my pied a terre in the West End or you can invite me to your beautiful hotel and make good use of your Do Not Disturb sign. My dates generally range from 4 hours to a few days. I’m also always delighted to discuss taking a trip together, and I prioritise invitations which feature any or all of the following: scenic train rides, skinny dipping, road trips, big hikes, people watching in Palazzos and pasta prepared by an Authentic Nonna ™
How we spend our time is entirely up to us. This can (and has) run the full gamut from the Orient Express to Scafell Pike, but it doesn’t need to be too complicated. The main thing I’m interested in is having time to connect - ideally over a good meal or a bottle of wine. When it comes to dinner, I prefer relaxed and unfussy spots with great food. For cocktails, they practically charge me rent at the Connaught bars, but I’m willing to travel for a good martini and a private corner booth. Otherwise, I can always be enticed out by theatre, opera or group sex. You’ll find some of my other date suggestions here.
What ?
Drop me a note via my contact form, and we’ll take it from there. I’m sure it goes without saying, but charming, polite enquiries go to the top of the inbox. Generally my diary is full about a month ahead, but I’m a lot more flexible (now, now!) with existing lovers. Please be aware I require screening information and a deposit when scheduling.
And finally, as the eagle-eyed may have spotted, my fees aren't listed here. You'll need to get in touch to discuss further. Whilst my rates are equivalent to other elite independent escorts in London and NYC, there are undoubtedly less expensive dates. The bad jokes however, are on the house.
How & When ?
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I think of myself pansexual – I’ve always found physical ‘types’ quite a limiting parameter. As a result, my clients are delightfully diverse, but they’re all smart, inquisitive people who care about connection. They’re often driven and ambitious, and have perhaps sacrificed quite a lot in service of their career. I enjoy helping them bunk off from real life and get reacquainted with sides of themselves they haven’t seen for a while.
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There are plenty of secrets I plan to withhold from my official biographer, your personal details included. I’ve built an impeccable professional reputation on the basis of my discretion, and I will only ever ask for screening information as a means of ensuring my well-being. I have happily signed NDAs for high profile lovers with additional concerns, and can answer any questions you may have about how I store sensitive information.
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Oh yes. If you don't believe me, ask my friends. Despite a misspent youth exploring all that erotic submission has to offer, these days I’m decidedly more dominant. I’m excited by play in which I take the lead, and explore a lover’s potential as my new plaything. I’d like to learn exactly what makes you come apart at the seams.
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Unlike the Trojans, I’m always delighted to see a man bearing a gift. My favourite tipples are Brut Champagne, white Burgundies and good whisky (just nothing too peaty). I wear Miller Harris perfume, specifically Hydra Fig in the day and Rose Silence at night. I am always thrilled by sensory delights: your favourite book, a scented candle, interesting ceramics, buttery soft leather and Bordelle lingerie. I also worship at the alter of Aalto, Eames, Knoll and Wegner, and have yet to acquire a Noguchi.
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No tattoos or piercings as of yet. I prefer more of an ‘all natural’ aesthetic, and I’m saving the cosmetic surgery for when I grow old disgracefully. I don’t tend to wear heavy make up, and generally dress in a chic yet understated way, so as not to cause too great a scandal on the next door table. Minor scandal however, I enjoy.
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In a word: No. I am not a takeaway restaurant, so I don’t publish a check-list or menu of activities for you to simply pick from. I’m extremely kink friendly and always curious about new erotic landscapes, but prefer we talk about it together, like normal people.
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Perhaps unsurprisingly, I find the idea of ‘reviewing’ deeply intimate acts for total strangers incredibly gauche, so you won’t find these online.
However, my Uber rating is 4.89 (because I always tip) and looking at my glowing Airbnb feedback, you’d have no idea of the absolutely scandalous things I’ve got up to in them over the years. And If those two facts don't sufficiently convince you of my kindness, charm and discretion, nothing else on the internet will.
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Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Also butt plugs.
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Is anyone?
Phenomenology aside, I appreciate that one ought to keep an eye out for catfish in this day and age, but rest assured, I’m genuine. You can check my twitter for selfies and updates, and you’ll see from my Friends Page that I’m fortunate enough to keep company with a host of the finest London independent escorts.
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Ambassador, you spoil me! What a rare and cherished gift, and one that would make my heart thrill. You can send this to me directly here.